Rarity

no brony please this is the weeb express.

Well that's how most girls are now a days so it sounds like it's spot on.

God your baiting is so heavy-handed. You have absolutely no sense of tact or subtlety. Face had the same problem; he overdid everything and it was just cringe-inducing. I don't think you realize how few people take you seriously; you just aren't believable because you try so hard. You keep spewing the same MRA-inspired vitriol hoping to strike a nerve but what you don't understand is that nerves are very tiny things, and that requires a very precise instrument. You wield a claymore when you should be using a scalpel. Every premature conclusion you've ever tried to make about me in order to segue into your anti-woman trollposting has been false and just makes you look pathetic. Go read Einstein's tired aphorism about the definition of insanity. I just roll my eyes every time you post. You're way too predictable honey. Tone it down. Less is more and all that.

But in order to postpone the day when you inevitably shoot up a school or something, I will play along and give you some attention. Someone has to think of the children.


1. My original aim was to be an English professor. This may strike you as odd, but English professors actually don't major in law or business or medicine or engineering. They major in English. Now if I had wanted to be a "language arts" (such an idiotic name) teacher in the K-12 program, I would have majored in education. But for a professorship one does not need to major in education unless they are teaching it. Professors major in what they teach, or at least a close facsimile of the subject. As for the minors, I studied what interested me. What were your majors / minors? Mathematics and sciences would be guess.

2. I have never complained that men make more money because I don't believe they do. If there's a wage gap, it's womankind's own fault for relying on other women instead of on themselves. If women are making less than men it's probably because they suck at negotiating their salaries; my wife is making 70k a year for a position that starts out paying 45k because she doesn't just smile and nod stupidly at whatever number her boss throws out when it's time for a raise; she makes sure she gets paid what she's worth and she doesn't back down until she gets it. Most women just take what they're given without question and then whine about being "oppressed by the patriarchy hurr-durr." Well no duh. If you let people oppress you, you're going to be oppressed.

3. I'm the manager of the photo lab at Walgreens. I have no aspirations to go into HR or corporate because I'm not really too concerned with how much money I make; my wife is the primary breadwinner and pays the bills. I only got a job in the first place to have my own pocket money and really just to prove I could. Plus I really like interacting with our customer base. Old people are freakin' adorable. I love them.



There you go honey. Was it good for you? It was good for me. I need a cigarette now.

I eagerly await your reply. Go wash your hands off first though so you don't get your keyboard all sticky.

Don't tell me! Don't tell me.... I know this one....

He was drinking apple juice and someone told him they were an Oakland Raiders fan. Right? Am I right?

That armor is kinda cool, but it would look cooler if it was gold I think. I really love the styling of the helm / visor.