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Post by Aaron, King of Dawn on Jan 26, 2015 12:13:09 GMT -8
Is this Amumu confirmed VU/ultimate skin now?
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Post by ArcDriveFinish on Jan 26, 2015 12:16:44 GMT -8
One curious addition to the legaue is the champion named Amumu. Standing only a few feet tall and wrapped in bandages, he is often mistaken for a yordle. Do not be deceived. Amumu is actually a vertically challenged fully grown man. It is said that he came from a faraway ancient land named Shurima where customs drastically differ from modern Demacian rites and rituals.
From a dusty tome found by our prodigious explorer Ezreal along with our elite forensic investigators, we were able to unravel the mystery behind Amumu's past. According to the book, one of the most heinous crimes possible is the act of weebism and pedophilia. The guilty were said to be mummified alive with the linen symbolizing eternal imprisonment such that they are condemned even in the afterlife. Not only that, they are also castrated so they will not harm anyone in the spirit world. As you might have suspected, Amumu is indeed one such criminal.
Apparently his corrupt soul cannot be laid to rest and still yearns after young, underage girls. His corpse, now reanimated due to his twisted lust, wanders the land in search of new victims. Tears constantly flow from his hollow eyes, mourning for the loss of his privates. The council at the League of Legends consulted with the summoners and reached a conclusion. They will take Amumu into custody where he will be under constant surveillance to make sure that he's no longer a threat to the public. Meanwhile, he will dedicate his time to resolving conflicts on Summoner's Rift.
To new summoners, especially those who have paired up with Annie The Dark Child. DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT let Amumu near you. And whatever you do, DO NOT LET HIM HUG YOU.
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Post by Into The Fray on Jan 26, 2015 12:32:56 GMT -8
Ayyyyy 420
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Post by Deleted on Jan 26, 2015 15:08:33 GMT -8
They spend hundreds of dollars for a guy to come sing this shitty music video but won't spend more than 10 seconds writing the lore.
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Post by Aaron, King of Dawn on Jan 26, 2015 15:12:36 GMT -8
They spend hundreds of dollars for a guy to come sing this shitty music video but won't spend more than 10 seconds writing the lore. That's because they can show this during LCS but not lore. |
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Post by Lulu on Jan 26, 2015 15:13:38 GMT -8
The singer is shitty. The animations are great.
Still tells us nothing, but a repetition of how sad and cursed he was. Totally new, guys.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 26, 2015 15:14:41 GMT -8
They spend hundreds of dollars for a guy to come sing this shitty music video but won't spend more than 10 seconds writing the lore. That's because they can show this during LCS but not lore. I think i can speak for us all when i say: LCS NEEDS TO DIE: FOR THE GOOD OF THE GAME! |
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Post by Battletick on Jan 26, 2015 15:16:22 GMT -8
Shoulda waited to post this in the daily Amumu music thread.
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Post by Zastie on Jan 26, 2015 15:37:52 GMT -8
Animation was really cool, but.. didn't really seem like Valoran. Walking into the moon..? I guess that's what music videos do, have weird stuff, but usually it's supposed to mean something or add to the lyrics. This didn't. It just seemed like fancy animation and surroundings for the sake of fancy animations and surroundings, despite the song being about his lore, IE more factual. Also, the singing in general was dumb. Anyone saying "Amumu" can't sound serious or sad, and he said it constantly. It also was just kinda.. words. No real flow, felt so forced..
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Post by Poeta Somnium on Jan 26, 2015 17:14:45 GMT -8
I liked it. Poor mummy.  |
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